Snail (snail)

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If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'm an atheist.

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http://ur1.ca/5agh2

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There's a festival outside my door on Folsom St.! I wonder ....

Snail Leif Ryge

@wiretapped I never see the twitters on my statuses. Why is this not warking?

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"up to 100%" is a tricky way to say "anything less than 100%". Damn sneaky product labeling.

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Two meeps and a murp. #pollywog

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Platypus look even freakier when they walk. http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-740-plat

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Infinite Loop: Cat Version http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-201-catslideloop

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Infinite Loop http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-1433-boxloop

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islondonburning.com, not to be confused with londonsburning.com -- also see isoaklandburning.com

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LOLBEATLE HALP! http://solitarysnail.com/silly/lolbeatlehalp.png

Snail Leif Ryge

@wiretapped They blacklist l33tspeak versions of some words, and pron, but not http://www.wdyl.com/#pr0n

Snail Leif Ryge

@wiretapped Looks like you better check http://issanfranciscoshaking.com periodically just to be sure.

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"Officials have urged the public to contact doctors or the emergency services so they can they can pronounce someone dead before calling an undertaker." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14275271

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I feel like I got punched right in the BABY.

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FREE BRAINWASH. To apply: Smear a dab on the end of a long q-tip, stick in your ear, and scrub thoroughly.

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Great protest footage from Civic Center today. http://www.ktvu.com/news/28515504/detail.html

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My lap is covered in cat.

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I got cats, cats around my SHOUlders / And them cats, them cats, they'll be the end of me

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I got cats, cats around my SHOUlders / I got cats, scratching at my knees